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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?","punchline":"Supplies!","id":424}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?","punchline":"He just took it in stride","id":93}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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Self-portrait as the Apostle Paul, is a 1661 oil on canvas painting by the Dutch artist Rembrandt, one of his over 40 known self-portraits.
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