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Bezhetsk is a town and the administrative center of Bezhetsky District in Tver Oblast, Russia, located on the Mologa River at its confluence with the Ostrechina. Population: 24,522 (2010 Census); 28,643 (2002 Census); 30,377 (1989 Soviet census); 20,618 (2024). It was previously known as Gorodetsk.
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