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Jeffrey Scot Baisley is an American former professional baseball third baseman who played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Oakland Athletics in 2008.
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We All Have Secrets is the debut release and first extended play (EP) by the Australian rock band Elora Danan, released through Boomtown Records on 18 August 2007.
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The following events occurred in January 1954:
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