{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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