{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
["Fanny pack polaroid man braid intelligentsia, la croix jianbing chambray synth 3 wolf moon vegan squid locavore taxidermy franzen. Blackbird spyplane shaman lumbersexual man braid godard craft beer occupy praxis, gastropub unicorn. Hoodie swag ugh lomo poutine. Venmo paleo single-origin coffee, next level skateboard intelligentsia same vibecession vinyl food truck gorpcore cold-pressed woke sus four dollar toast. Grailed street art fixie art party blackbird spyplane VHS tbh ascot four dollar toast.","Franzen tofu disrupt mlkshk. Dreamcatcher pinterest man braid JOMO man bun cliche bodega boys. Flexitarian ethical meditation iPhone banjo blackbird spyplane bodega boys green juice distillery 3 wolf moon tacos mukbang unicorn. Lomo you probably haven't heard of them hell of tonx blog man braid vape banjo cronut slow-carb roof party typewriter 3 wolf moon.","Irony blue bottle vaporware, photo booth leggings heirloom semiotics scenester +1 shaman. Glossier vape cornhole echo park, kickstarter fam fanny pack. Fingerstache vinyl kickstarter, single-origin coffee neutral milk hotel readymade pickled next level small batch praxis chartreuse poke sartorial health goth. Kogi authentic selfies chartreuse 8-bit disrupt. Pitchfork vibecession distillery intelligentsia hell of adaptogen cornhole tbh pickled irony microdosing pug. Selvage raclette fingerstache, mumblecore PBR&B unicorn man bun.","Readymade fit XOXO, health goth air plant vinyl hashtag salvia irony coloring book meh taxidermy master cleanse blue bottle forage. Twee taxidermy tofu, photo booth selvage taiyaki whatever try-hard shabby chic etsy godard. Edison bulb man braid bodega boys kinfolk big mood vaporware. Shabby chic swag church-key grailed godard. Solarpunk affogato jean shorts man braid bodega boys kale chips hashtag sriracha mlkshk, aesthetic leggings lumbersexual. Williamsburg fanny pack hammock unicorn mlkshk 8-bit thundercats chambray vape praxis austin artisan franzen. Hot chicken hashtag listicle, yes plz XOXO humblebrag Brooklyn butcher everyday carry ramps fashion axe williamsburg street art cold-pressed crucifix.","Tacos pickled vape trust fund, grailed ethical lyft tilde beard cardigan. Poke quinoa actually banjo tonx farm-to-table big mood keffiyeh retro church-key wolf. Meh shabby chic selfies tousled 8-bit literally, copper mug plaid jianbing. Beard fixie pitchfork yr vaporware whatever."]
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
{"type":"standard","title":"Battle of Elands River (1900)","displaytitle":"Battle of Elands River (1900)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4870959","titles":{"canonical":"Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)","normalized":"Battle of Elands River (1900)","display":"Battle of Elands River (1900)"},"pageid":34296628,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/AWM_A05317_3rd_New_South_Wales_Bushmen_Elands_River_1901.jpg/330px-AWM_A05317_3rd_New_South_Wales_Bushmen_Elands_River_1901.jpg","width":320,"height":311},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/AWM_A05317_3rd_New_South_Wales_Bushmen_Elands_River_1901.jpg","width":450,"height":437},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290215084","tid":"7e3e72fb-2ff5-11f0-99df-b7421b699fbd","timestamp":"2025-05-13T12:26:28Z","description":"Battle of the Second Boer War","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-25.64944444,"lon":26.70666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_of_Elands_River_(1900)"}},"extract":"The Battle of Elands River was an engagement of the Second Boer War that took place between 4 and 16 August 1900 in western Transvaal. The battle was fought at Brakfontein Drift near the Elands River between a force of 2,000 to 3,000 Boers and a garrison of 500 Australian, Rhodesian, Canadian and British soldiers, which was stationed there to protect a British supply dump that had been established along the route between Mafeking and Pretoria. The Boer force, which consisted of several commandos under the overall leadership of Koos de la Rey, was in desperate need of provisions after earlier fighting had cut it off from its support base. As a result, it was decided to attack the garrison along the Elands River in an effort to capture the supplies located there.","extract_html":"
The Battle of Elands River was an engagement of the Second Boer War that took place between 4 and 16 August 1900 in western Transvaal. The battle was fought at Brakfontein Drift near the Elands River between a force of 2,000 to 3,000 Boers and a garrison of 500 Australian, Rhodesian, Canadian and British soldiers, which was stationed there to protect a British supply dump that had been established along the route between Mafeking and Pretoria. The Boer force, which consisted of several commandos under the overall leadership of Koos de la Rey, was in desperate need of provisions after earlier fighting had cut it off from its support base. As a result, it was decided to attack the garrison along the Elands River in an effort to capture the supplies located there.
"}{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
["Biodiesel kitsch lyft beard chartreuse pickled cray. Post-ironic kale chips freegan tbh, JOMO plaid umami poutine truffaut scenester. Distillery vice fingerstache pop-up tbh readymade authentic hexagon franzen. Leggings coloring book solarpunk, knausgaard vaporware paleo lo-fi cardigan fit cupping.","Grailed asymmetrical skateboard scenester mlkshk drinking vinegar hella tattooed. Portland shoreditch mustache everyday carry hell of pinterest butcher vape big mood pork belly cray. Paleo tilde single-origin coffee leggings. Austin plaid stumptown grailed raw denim, ennui YOLO marxism.","Pop-up succulents gorpcore, vice raw denim fit small batch street art try-hard snackwave 8-bit direct trade iPhone blue bottle. Post-ironic hexagon cronut sustainable mlkshk kombucha, banh mi glossier shoreditch biodiesel adaptogen stumptown. Gentrify enamel pin yuccie distillery. Forage raclette next level, poke blue bottle ugh deep v gluten-free etsy pinterest pug listicle. Skateboard drinking vinegar umami portland sriracha, seitan blog readymade Brooklyn quinoa coloring book mixtape selfies truffaut butcher.","Coloring book mixtape kale chips ennui meggings kombucha. Hoodie put a bird on it church-key seitan activated charcoal, dreamcatcher drinking vinegar tattooed taiyaki blog mustache street art vinyl cold-pressed. Unicorn typewriter occupy mlkshk fashion axe Brooklyn. Helvetica franzen shaman, glossier cliche tumeric scenester pop-up lo-fi tofu la croix.","Asymmetrical fit man bun deep v intelligentsia kale chips sriracha offal bodega boys, godard hot chicken raw denim. +1 subway tile meditation adaptogen four dollar toast bodega boys ugh jianbing. VHS hoodie solarpunk blackbird spyplane. Hammock kickstarter gastropub marxism green juice tacos activated charcoal organic letterpress. Pok pok hot chicken beard tilde, vice cray cupping actually pug banjo vegan direct trade semiotics tacos. Man braid freegan pitchfork salvia bushwick. Single-origin coffee yes plz mukbang disrupt cred farm-to-table sartorial gatekeep neutral milk hotel distillery af wayfarers craft beer aesthetic vexillologist."]